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20. WARNING: Consumption of alcohal may cause you to start telling a joke and just ramble incoherant words only to never get to the punchline.

19. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol could cause you to have a sudden urge to run rampid while naked through the streets.

18. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol could lead you to call up yer friends to ask where YOU live and directions to get there.

17. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may impare masturbation. (Greg's 2 cents)

16. WARNING: Consumpution of alcohol may lead you to believe that if you stage dive people will catch you and it will not hurt when you smack your face into the ground.

15. WARNING: Consumpution of alcohol may lead you to believe that your voice is so good, EVERYONE wants to hear you singing.

14. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe EVERYONE in the room wants you....BAD!

13. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

12. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an asshole.

11. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.

10. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.

9. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.

8. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants.

7. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over? in the? morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name? you can't? remember).

6. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of unexplicable rug burns on the forehead.

5. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Chuck.

4. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

3. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

2. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space? continuum, where by small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.

1. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy.

0. WARNING: Consumption of children can get you called a witch and burned at the steak!! (Ryan's 2 cents)

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